shes so much of everything, ive never listened to tori amos before for no particular reason
her voice is crazy
- Serial killer: *breaks into your house*
- Serial killer: *goes into your room*
- Serial killer: *finds you asleep*
- Serial killer: *SEES BLANKET and NO EXPOSED LIMBS*
- Serial killer: Dang It!
- Serial killer: *walks out of house*
Husband: If I die sometime, and ghosts exist, and I become a ghost, you know what I’m NOT going to do?
Husband: Fold goddamn socks, that’s what.
Whole Foods began a rabbit meat test pilot this summer and thousands of people are speaking up to let Whole Foods know that slaughtering bunnies is NAGL.
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